This is a series of jokes from "Get Fuzzy" a cartoon strip in our Sunday Times. It is a play on the phrase, Don't Judge a Book by its Cover.
1. There was once this fellow, lets call him Frank. He went to the Ferringhi beach to sunbathe and found a nice and quiet spot near the end after walking for quite a while. So he picked his spot and laid donw his blanket and went to sleep. He was awoken by someone near him who had plonked himself down recently. When Frank sat up to see who it was, Horrors ! it was a fat senior man with grey hair and a bald top who was sunbathing about 3 feet away from him. The worse thing was that this fat guy was naked and only had a book covering his face and he was sleeping and snoring ever so loudly.
So what did Frank do ? He gingerly took the man's book and placed it over his - you know what - and thought that was it. NO, the guy woke up and was very pissed with our friend Frank, the guy turned out to be a judge and sued our poor Frank. So what is the moral of the story ?
" Don't Cover a Judge by his Book " LOL.
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